Privacy policy.

Privacy Policy

Last Updated: September 28, 2025

The Quick Version

We respect your privacy. We collect minimal data, never sell it, and only use it to run weirdness.ai better.

What We Collect

Information You Give Us:

  • Account Info (when memberships launch): Email, username, password (encrypted)

  • Payment Info (when paid tiers launch): Processed by Squarespace/Stripe - we never see your card number

  • Communications: If you email us or join our Discord

Information Collected Automatically:

  • Usage Data: Which pages you visit, what you download

  • Device Info: Browser type, IP address (anonymized), general location (country/state)

  • Cookies: For keeping you logged in and basic site function

How We Use Your Information

We use your data to:

  • Provide and improve the Service

  • Send important updates (if you have an account)

  • Process payments (when applicable)

  • Respond to your questions

  • Prevent fraud and abuse

  • Comply with legal obligations

We DON'T use your data to:

  • Sell to third parties (never, ever)

  • Send spam or unwanted marketing

  • Create user profiles for advertising

  • Share with anyone unless legally required

Cookies

We use essential cookies for:

  • Keeping you logged in

  • Remembering your preferences

  • Basic analytics (anonymized)

  • Security features

You can disable cookies in your browser, but some features may not work properly.

Third-Party Services

We use these trusted services:

  • Squarespace: Hosting and commerce platform

  • Google Analytics: Anonymized traffic analysis

  • Discord: Community platform (if you join)

Each has their own privacy policy. We chose them because they respect user privacy.

Data Security

We protect your data with:

  • SSL encryption for all connections

  • Encrypted password storage

  • Regular security updates

  • Limited access (only Glass Cannon has admin access)

  • No storage of payment details (handled by payment processors)

Your Rights

You have the right to:

  • Access: Request a copy of your data

  • Correct: Fix any incorrect information

  • Delete: Request account deletion

  • Port: Export your data

  • Object: Opt-out of certain processing

GDPR (For EU Users)

We comply with GDPR requirements:

  • Legal basis: Legitimate interests and consent

  • Data minimization principles

  • Right to be forgotten

  • Data portability

  • Privacy by design

CCPA (For California Users)

We comply with CCPA requirements:

  • Right to know what data we collect

  • Right to delete your data

  • Right to opt-out (though we don't sell data anyway)

  • Non-discrimination for exercising rights

Children's Privacy

  • We don't knowingly collect data from users under 13

  • Users 13-17 need parental consent

  • Parents can contact us about their child's account

Data Retention

  • Account Data: Kept while account is active

  • Download History: 2 years for license verification

  • Analytics: 26 months (Google Analytics default)

  • Deleted Accounts: Removed within 30 days

International Users

Data is stored in the United States. By using weirdness.ai, you consent to transfer and processing in the US.

Changes to This Policy

We'll notify you of changes via:

  • Email (if you have an account)

  • Website banner announcement

  • "Last Updated" date change

Contact Us

Privacy questions or requests:

Privacy Contact
Ketelsen Digital Solutions LLC
rich.ketelsen@gmail.com

Response time: Within 30 days

Transparency Report

We believe in transparency. If legally allowed, we'll report:

  • Government data requests: None to date

  • Data breaches: None to date

  • User data sold: Never, and never will

Your privacy matters. We're artists and creators too - we get it.